My name is April and I perform stand-up comedy. (I was going to put "I am an aspiring stand-up comedian," but that sounds weird, right? I mean, I'm doing it; I'm getting on stage whenever possible, which I guess means I am a comedian. I guess? I still feel kind of weird calling myself that. Awww, ain't I precious?)
Okay, after all that stuff that almost sounds self-deprecating, I will say that people outside of my immediate family and small circle of friends have told me that I'm funny, so that has to legitimize me somehow. It would be awesome (and flattering!) if, after seeing me, you shared that opinion. If not, it's cool; I understand. To each his own and all that. One person's trash is another person's treasure. What goes around comes around. Two birds, one stone. You snooze you lose!