My name is April and I perform stand-up comedy. I like that phrasing because I still feel kind of weird calling myself a stand-up comedian. (Awww, ain't I precious?) But! I have performed on the same stages as the likes of Patton Oswalt and Billy Bragg (true!), so I can't be too horrible at this. I mean, right?
Okay, after all that stuff that almost sounds self-deprecating, I will say that people outside of my immediate family and small circle of friends have told me that I'm funny, so that has to legitimize me somehow. It would be awesome (and flattering!) if, after seeing me, you shared that opinion. If not, it's cool; I understand. To each his own and all that. One person's trash is another person's treasure. What goes around comes around. Two birds, one stone. You snooze you lose!